Look Girlfriend!

To whom much is given, much is expected!

You’ve been given an opportunity to become one of the premiere talents of your time and you are blowing it and your fans are expecting you to act like you have some sense.

You are fresh off your 21st birthday and already have a rap and rehab sheet that reads like a person twice your age. Stop the madness before your life spirals out of control.

There is no reason in the world for your bad behavior --- booked on suspicion of drunken driving and cocaine possession and a car chase. What the hell is your problem? Whatever it is you should check yourself because you are about to wreck yourself.

All this comes two weeks after you were sprung from rehab and another drunk diving case pending. And don’t forget the civil lawsuit out New York --- that’s for driving your car and hitting a photographer who was trying to snap your photo. Then you left the scene. This is not a dress rehearsal, this is real life, Missy!

According to published reports, you were pulled over by police after they spotted you chasing another car. You are a star! Why are you driving drunk? Why are you chasing cars? Then, after failing a sobriety test, you were taken into custody for suspicion of driving under the influence.

Police said they received a 911 call from your former assistant’s mom. That’s who you were chasing and why were you driving someone else’s car? If are romantically linked to one of those two men in the Yukon, dump him now. What decent man would allow his drunken Hollywood girlfriend to take the wheel?

Your charges are serious, girlfriend. Possession of cocaine is a felony and transporting drugs is a felony --- duuuhhh! Driving with a suspended license and suspicion of DUI are both misdemeanors, but can not be downplayed. Your next gig might be similar to Lil Kim’s Countdown to Lockdown.

Your lawyer said you had a relapse and now you’re back in rehab. Perhaps you don’t need rehab, you need the Super Nanny to come in and get you on the right path since your parents can’t seem to keep you out of trouble.

What happened to the cute-little-innocent doe-eyed girl from the Parent Trap? We know you stared in Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, but the drama needs to halt. It’s time for you to Get A Clue and because right now you are behaving like one of those Mean Girls. Maybe it’s time to do the sequel to Freaky Friday and this time don’t turn into your mom, just turn into a more responsible young adult.

The world is watching and what they see is not the pretty little girl who charmed us on the big and small screens. You are acting like some two-bit, trailer park trash.

Paris only did three weeks in jail --- all misdemeanors. If you are convicted of these felony charges you could easily spend years in prison. Lindsay a.k.a Lilo get some help, get sober, get your act together and get back to work.