Girlfriend, if you think your man is giving it to you straight with no chaser, chances are he’s really not. The JBG staff sat down with a group of men to find out how often they tell little white lies to their women, but we quickly found out they tell big, fat lies --- especially during the dating phase.

Take your man’s compliments and comments with a grain of salt because chances are he wouldn’t raise his hand and swear on the good book that he’s telling the truth. Here are the top 10 lies men tell women on a regular basis:

1. Baby, I Would Never Lie To You

This is the biggest lie of all. The next time your man says those six words “Baby, I Would Never Lie To You,” it’s okay to laugh out loud. Based on our roundtable with the fellas, they average 3 to 5 lies a day --- even on Sunday! Truth of the matter is if you think your man is lying, he probably is.

2. You Don’t Look Fat To Me

He might not comment on your “extra fluff” when you’re intimate, but he’s made a mental note of the pounds you’ve packed on. If you ask your man if your belly bulge is an issue, he will lie (to keep the peace). Truth of the matter is that he noticed the love handles weeks ago.

3. Halle Berry Doesn’t Have Anything On You, Boo!

He doesn’t even have to go there, but he wants to stroke your ego. We all know Academy-Award Winner Halle Berry is a natural beauty, by all standards. You’re cute too, but you’re no Halle, girlfriend. Truth of the matter is if he knew anything about women, he’d know we’re too smart to believe that one.

4. You Cook As Well As My Mama

You might be a good cook, but you’re no match for Mama in the kitchen. Mama has cooked his fried chicken, Mac-n-Cheese and collard greens since he was a little tyke. His taste buds will always prefer Mama’s cooking. Truth of the matter is that he probably stops by his Mama’s house to eat more often than he admits.

5. Bootylicious Girls Don’t Do It For Me

Yeah right! If you believe this one, we have a bridge in Brooklyn we’d like to sell you! It doesn’t matter how cute, rich, smart, whatever you are … your man looks at other women with lustful eyes and enjoys it. It’s just what they do. Truth of the matter is that men love eye candy, even if they can’t taste it, so get over it, girlfriend.

6. My Porno Stash & Nights At The Strip Club Are Long Gone

Girlfriends, we will never understand the thrill men get out of porno mags and titty bars, but they love it. It doesn’t matter that these chicks let strange men shove money into their undies and dance on dozens of laps nightly. Truth of the matter is that your man would rather watch CINNAMON swirl her legs around a pole and crawl to him on all fours to collect a dollar than play Monopoly Junior with you and the kids any night.

7. Lets Talk About It Later

Most of the time, LATER never comes. This is their way of avoiding anything that’s meaningful to you. When your man utters these words, push the issue harder. Truth of the matter is your man is secretly

8. I Don’t Mind If You Use My Toothbrush Or Razor

Men rarely complain about this to your face, but when they are with their friends, they compare notes. The men we spoke to said they’ve thrown out toothbrushes and razors after their girlfriend/wife used either. Truth of the matter is, even though you’ve swapped spit and her mouth has been all over him and his all over you, he wants the bristles of his toothbrush and blade to be all his.

9. I Apologize If I’ve Done Anything To Hurt Your Feeling

I apologize and I’m sorry (and a bouquet of peach roses) are the quickest ways to end an argument or dispute. Once they’ve uttered those words, men want you to believe they’ve seen the error of their way. They want forgiveness. Truth of the matter is, they are full of donkey-poop! Our men said the apology is something they rehearse before the big performance on us.

10. I Am No Longer In Touch With My Ex

Men want you to believe they have not seen their ex-girlfriend, ex-wife or ex-mistress since the day they broke up. Men are good at doing this because a man doesn’t want his woman to have contact with her ex. Truth of the matter is, he may have had lunch or dinner with his ex today and disguised it as a business meeting. There is no need for her to call the house because she can reach him at the office and on his cell. Answer his cell every now and then and watch your man get nervous.